lameborghini:

do u ever get really paranoid and think that everyone youve ever considered a friend actually secretly hates u or is that just me

(via snorlaxatives)

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meth83:

do flies know everyone wants them to die 

(via follower)

meladoodle:

*misses someone 5 mins after talking to them*

(via himselfs)

punchgod:

‘you’re saying things at me and i dont know how to respond’ a novel by me

(via christianmingle)

petalise:

sometimes i’m like “wow i hate myself and want to die” but on good days i’m just like “wow i hate myself”

(via snapchatting)

thorki:

I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”

(via follower)

hitlersbreastmilk:

why sleep when you can die

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lirrylirry:

85 YEAR OLD BEST FRIENDS OH MY GOD PLEASE JUST WATCH THIS

(via lubedcylinder)

youthopian:

Tumblr is the best because the cool kids that go to your school always have shitty blogs

(Source: goldcraze, via vvendys)

utmostidiocy:

A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.

(via drpepper2)

lvysaur:

osamah:

lvysaur:

i could use a good laugh

haha

thanks

(via beyoncebeytwice)

meladoodle:

when i went to stay at my girlfriends parents house, her father wouldn’t let us sleep together… quite a shame really, he was quite good looking

(via follower)

foodtrucker:

I’m really dreading the day I turn 18 cause I will no longer be the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen

(via sle4zy)